1) Someone who knows how to set up a SmarterMail Email Server correctly (so it doesn’t look like junk mail)
2) A list of all the Thursday/Friday NCAA games, sorted by time, station, and viewing area.
3) Someone who can train a 2 month old border collie not to pee on my floor (see cuteness here)
4) About three more hours a day
5) A haircut and an eye appointment
My life would be perfect if I could arrange for those.